Saturday, May 30, 2009 @ 8:23 PM
WE CAN KILL YOU!
I'm ok now! Back 100% and kicking ass!
Rockstar don't sulk! We retaliate!
My secret to overcome piss off-ness is,
Only this guys know how to cheer me up!
So you wanna a piece of us?
We'll give u a fucking electrifying riffs to get you back! Hah!
I love my Marshall! Thanks ah Epul! Tak sia2 aku cabut madrasah
time bulan puasa utk pegi beli ni!
MUAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA!!!
Err.. Sorry leh!:) Too emotional laa. I'm a little harsh just now.
This post got nothing to do with you hor!
Friday, May 29, 2009 @ 7:41 PM
My week is GRRRRRRRRRRRR-EAT!
Eh ehh! Err.. I've been eating alot for this past week! Omg!! I'm gg to be potato again man!! Haha! So Tuesday I went for a jog wif Hairi, Bear and Zaki. The weather was quite cold at night cos after raining hor! Felt so great after that man! Huhu! Then2 we sat and chat and have a great laugh man. Jog wif frens is so fun and nice man! Hah! Thursday I helped this aunty of mine at her place hor. Quite tired sikit hor! I helped again today! So fun! Hah! Wah lau! Jus now I think i saw the "psycho" at Jurong Point. Seriously hor, i really hide sumwhere to get rid of that. Hopefully she dun txt me anymore! PLEASE STOP IT EH. JANGAN BERTEPUK SBLAH TANGAN EH. I'm really stuck with this classic rock malay song. Ok sounds jiwang but i love it cos I can sing it! Seriously ok! No kidding! And2 the lyrics is nice i think! Here is sum part of the Lyrics:"Namamu kuukir di pohon di tepi tamanSebagai hiasan lambang cinta yang terlarangSemoga kau terlihat tika melintasi tamanSebagai tanda percintaan abadiAtaupun pada malamNamun nan cahaya purnama menyuluhUkiran yang memanggil sejuta seriYang menghias taman iniPenuh dengan cahaya misteriKekosongan hingga iaKesepian...Harumnya mawar menyulam asmaraHarum cempaka kesayuanDi taman astakona yang tiba-tiba menyepiMungkinkah akan begini selamanya..."Slash - Taman Astakona.Ok laa I admit its jiwang. But, I'M NEVER A JIWANG GUY HOR! I'M A ROCK GOD! HAHAHAHAHAA! YAYA LAA LU! Ok thats bout it. Sunday gonna check out place. Try to find the best and great place. Psstt... sorry for nt teman-ing for MJ12! Rockstar nvr sulk! Hahaha!
Thursday, May 28, 2009 @ 12:17 AM
When psycho's run for you!
Ok people out there. Err..btw HELLLL-OOOO! Ok i'm seriously facing this problem hor. I dunno how must I say this. Ok the story is like this. There' this girl here i named her girl A laa eh. She's my fren girlfren laa. My fren here is so deeply in love laa konon nye. He's willing to do whatever for tht girl A. Ok then this girl A is starting to freak me out seriously. She's been msging me for a while. laa. Alaa nrmal2 msg je like eh apa khabr all tht typical shits ppl msg laa. Then kn, unthinkable stuff happens u know. She told me that she's actually have been so called admire me so much tau. Then of cos i were like, so FREAKING SHOCKED!! LIKE DUUH. U HAVE UR BF THERE N UR FLIRTING WIF ME HERE??!!OMG! PLS DUN BE SO CHEAPO CAN? She were like flirtatious wif me hor. She said laa she can end off her relationship wif her bf which is my own fren just to get along wif me. HUH???? KONEK KAN? LIKE DUUH! Seriously laa fyi people she has been sending dirty msges to me tau. I'm serious ppl. No kidding. No joking. Not a brought up story. Not a make up story. I really want to show u ppl the msges tau but i decided to delete those msges. I'm scared in case tis fren of mine wud accidentally read it in my phone. I seriously dun reply her a single txt cos she know i will read it n nvr reply back for sure.Then at certain time she send all those lovey-dovey crap msges. Oh god! She's a psycho man! I think she did stalk me home twice. I'M SERIOUS TAU!!!! OH NOOOOO! I'M HAVING GOOSEBUMPS OVR THIS!!! First time she did, I saw her at Shell which near my house. I asked her:"Ehhhh... err... buat ape kat sini?" btw she lives in Jurong."Takde ni nak beli brg. Tadi dari rumah my mum."Her parents had split. So i was like ouh yelaa. But she did tell me the other time, her mum lives in Marsiling. Ehhhh? Marsiling pun ade Shell tau.Then there was this time I saw her under my void deck tau. I ask her "buat ape kat sini?"She said takde saje je. HUH????!!!! Then i quickly said, "ok laa nk naik dulu ah penat." I'm wondering wht is she doing here? OMG! My fren lives at Yishun tau. Then she text me, "can u join me down here? Accompany me tonight can?"OMG!!!! Serious man!! If i cud show u ppl the msges i will be really happy tau!!!! But I must delete it. So disgusting ok!!! I still remember all she said. Oh God!!!The prob;em now is how am i going to tell my fren here. Oh God! He's nt so close to me laa but i nedd him to know the truth. Aiyoyo! Help!! I'm gonna tell u ppl personally man! Oh No!!!How leh! She's stalking me man! I bet she even have my blog add. And for u girl A, if ur reading this, pls pls pls..... dun stalk n bother me can????? pls laaa!!!
Tuesday, May 26, 2009 @ 4:21 PM
"Wait, I’m wrong Should have done better than this Please, I’ll be strongI’m finding it hard to resistSo show me what I’m looking forSave me, I’m lost Oh lord, I’ve been waiting for you I’ll pay any cost Save me from being confused Show me what I’m looking for Show me what I’m looking for…oh lordDon’t let go I’ve wanted this far too longMistakes become regretsI’ve learned to love abusePlease show me what I’m looking for,"Carolina Liar.Oh shit I still owe kak fiza o's her name! hah! Shud have done by now laa!Double DUUH for that.
Monday, May 25, 2009 @ 6:09 PM
Weekends Are Always Sucks To The Core.
Blank blank blank blank blank blank blank. Haha! Crazy n random hor. My Saturday is so crappy rubbish. I watched Manja Lara on saturday night. HUH? I WATCHED MANJA WHAT??? HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA!! OMG! That stupid, rubbish and crap drama is so fake to the core and its like DUUH. Its like evn double DUUH. DUUH DUUH. HAHAHAAHA!! How stupid i am to watch that stupid show that contains stupid plots and so stupid characters that sounded so stupid an the show that stupid people out. So its a DAMN STUPID SHOW. LIKE DUUH! Then I watch Nitro Circus. That even did stupid stunts everywhere. But, ITS FREAKING FUN AND FUNNY SHOW!!!! KUDOS TO JOHNNY KNOXVILEE AND TRAVIS PASTRANA! HAHAHAHAHAAA! Ijam called up. Hah! The silly guys find out our fking plans. Hah! OMG! Actually i was quite panicked. Hah! So we planned2 what to say. Then they deduct our collection hor. Huhu! Serve us right laa! Padan muke kau setan! HAHAHAHAHAAA!! Then Sunday I went to JB. I think hor I over dressed ysterday. DUUH. Actually it was for breakfast only. DUUH. My outfit seems like I'm gg to meet up a Girlfren! HAH! GILER KAN! Then brought some hantaran accessories at JB. The decoration is freaking nice man. Creative ppl.Err... Then went home arnd 4pm. So freaking tired. I was so damn slpy, but cant sleep hor. I took a 30mins nap. N nt so enuff. Actually there was a wake up msg. Hah! But didn't heard it. Then watched this reality talent show. Omg! This group is so suckish like hell. Vocals are so nt nice. Their own rendition songs is so bad. Shud try harder ppl. Then watched soccer. Boring sia e match. Hahahahahaa!! I slept very late ysterday. Hah! I slept at 5am. Haha! Was on the phone till 4.3oam. Eh thnx eh! HAH! Eh fyi kan ppl, I discovered tht I have a Adam Lambert voice. BTOL LAAA!!!!! Its exclusive okay! I'm shy to show ppl. HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA!! But serious its true I have tht voice. HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA!!! PRASAN KAN! BUT STILL SO TRUE!!OK THAT'S IT! I was at Jan's Veranda ysterday. Its also known as Jan's Keranda(coffin)! HAHAHA!! The so called "DJ" voice is so nice hor! Bukan angkt n bodek ok hor! Ikhlas dari bottom of my tongue. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA!! OK BYE N MANJALARA SHIT!
Saturday, May 23, 2009 @ 5:17 PM
I'd come for you.
Like any other Weekends, it nvr been an enjoyable one for mine.. Duuhh.. Its gonna always be superbly lame-giler-nak-mampos.... But the thing always happened is I'll be always left alone abandoned on weekends! Serious hor! HAHA! Yesterday I accompanied dad to fill up petrol at JB. Not anak bapak eh! Anak mak bapak! Hah! Reach home around 12+. Fyi ppl, I have this so called "ritual" before going to sleep. Hah! Before going to sleep, I will always recline on the bed in the dark, stare on the ceiling with the radio on. Its a must to sing along with the song aired over the radio! Haha! I will always do this. As usual I did that yesterday. I slept late yesterday. Actually hor, yesterday, while waiting for msg, suddenly w/o realising i actually slept for 15mins. Hah! Sorry to keep u waiting!Hadi came to finish up the camp poster. I felt very2 wrong when he gave me 10bucks. OMG! Very guilty feeling strikes man.. But thanks hor! Hah! Eh btw hor u shud be so lucky hor! I've never ever in life volunteer myself to call up girls hor! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! Btw thanks for teman-ing! Hah! Appreciate it alot! Thank u so much:)"So if your ever lost and Find yourself all aloneI'd search forever just to bring you home,Here and now this I vowBy now you'd know that I'd come for youNo one but you, yes i'd come for youBut only if you told me toAnd i'd fight for youI'd lie, it's trueGive my life for youYou know i'd always come for youYou know i'd always come for you"Nickelback I'd Come For You.Nickelback is great!! Living legends!
Friday, May 22, 2009 @ 10:22 PM
Friday!
Today is the best day! Haha! But lame+fun+laughters=VILLAINS! HAHAHAHAHAAA!! We are so bad today! We paitau that job. We are suppose to do our task actually but then I think we are too tired to do it. So we did the unthinkable stuff. Haha. After we got our stuff, we hang arnd at the void deck talking serious crap. So the re was me, Zaki and Ijam. We are suppose to hand out the flyers to those lobbies. But it seems that our laziness had overcome us!!! Hahahaha!! So we sit at the void deck, talk cock and wait as time goes by. There was this part I saw this two flies having their "intimate session"! WTH!!! I'm serious hor! I showed to Zaki and Ijam. Ijam bastardness go and kill those two flies! Babi siak kau.. Bende tu tgh shiok2 kau kacau! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
Then u know, in the bus we're going to Sengkang there was this particular aunty tau. She sits opposite me n Zaki. Her arm were ok tau. Then suddenly she brought out this arm supporter like as if her arm were broken. HUH???? Excuse eh aunty??? Nk paitau kerje mcm kite?? MUAHAHAHA!! CREATIVE EH! But not in front of us hor! Then there was this incident... Ijam... kau jgn step baik eh.... Hahahahaahahahaahaa!! I dun mean to laugh but its very2 funny... OKOK SORRY!!! But can't help it!!! I was laughing my guts out till i cry!!! OMG!!!!! DAMN FUNNY!! I dun wanna elaborate.. U ask i'll tell personally...!!!! But sorry hor girl!!!!
I woke up late to help my aunty just nw!!!!! Hahahahahaa!! Sorry!!
BUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNN!!! But cute kan!! hahaha!! yaya laaa luuu!! MY LIPS LIKE SUGAR!!!
UR MY SUGAR!! SO SWEET, SO SWEET!
SAMBUNG!
I think we are VERY DAMN MEAN. HAH!
Going JB now!
HAHAHA!! Bye!! Tata Titi Tutu!!
Wednesday, May 20, 2009 @ 7:59 PM
Random!!
Eh ehh!!! Tis one random post tau! I dunno why whenever theres need to msg eh, I must think twice! HAHAHAHAAA!! Especially you LADIES!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! RANDOM KAN!!! Obviously those that I've just known laa! Cos i always have this what if factors when i'm about to msg or call hor! The what if factors are this:- What if they were busy?
- What if they dun like it?
- What if they get bored easily?
- What if they get irritated?
- What if they get annoyed?
and lotsa question laa! I dunno leh! Then i only tikam2 ah! If i get well replies then its cool!
Hahahaha!! Random post kan! This struck whenever i have to msg sum people! The frequently listed contacts no problem! But the new one got too muuuucccchhh problemsssss!! Or is it I'm the one thinking too much hor??? Heh! Dunno laa!!
Monday, May 18, 2009 @ 10:58 PM
Teett Teett Teett!!!
Hahaha!! I've just update my blog just now! Hahaha!! I was chatting with this new fren just now!! Hahahaha!! Funny laa she! I think i'm literally laughing chatting with her hor! And she still using my "hor" hor!! Copycat!! Hahahahaaha!! I'm not stalker laarh! You labelled me wrongly! I'm nice tau! Muahahahahaa!! Ok I owe her Kit Kat the chunky ones and Daim chocolates!

I'll give her on her bday i guess!! haha!! Alah can buy laaa!! But she owe me sumthing bigger and i've been aiming for it a long time!! ah this is the one i'm talking about!!
Ok collect money now ha!!! Use debit not credit tau!! I'll be waiting!!
11:48 AM
Hallloooo!!!
Its been a while since i update this place. Sumtimes were quite busy with sum stuff and sumtimes quite lazy too. Huhu! I've been jogging alot this while hor! Hahaha!! Preparing up for NS hor! I wanna be a medic!! Last Friday played soccer at Sengkang. Ground is wet with puddles of water around. Quite slippery. I scared that i fall down so i decide to play phlegmatically. Duuh. Then went home straight after that. Luckily we had transport. Saturday I went to the cemetery! I was damn excited and decided to tag along! Cemetery is cool ok!! What's not cool is, cemeteries are just behind the CDA Camp. ALAAAMAAAKKKK!!! Camp which i'm getting in on 6th Oct!!! Seram oi! But ok laa. Tell you what those cemeteries is very freaking old. Its been there like since 70s or earlier than that. There was this cemetery that caught my eyes. There was this tree in the middle of the cemetery. Surrounding it is all the tombstones. Alot of it. Without marbles and 'dapur'. And the tombstones were like damn old with cause from the colours, I cud see it turned out so blackish greyish colour. I wonder, if there is still "people" down there. Its quite eerie! Not quite but freaking scary and eerie! The cemeteries is covered with alot of huge and humongous trees. My camp is gonna be there. Hopefully I'm not seeing or experiencing anything strange or in this case "ghostly matters and encounters". Hahaha!!Then I saw this graves. Its a siblings graves. From why I heard they were killed on the road at Perak. Pitied them. OK! Sunday hor!!! Yesterday hor!! As usual went to Bt Timah. I ran 4 rounds on the track. Aiyoyoyyoyoo!! My aim is to complete 6 of it. But dunno why hor! No breakfast I guess! Hahaha! Then went to my aunt house at Bt Batok. Till now I'm wondering how that name came up! Weird hor! Then had Nasi Ayam penyet for lunch. Randomly, my cousins planned to watch movies!! Hell yeah!!! Its like 7mths i'm movie-less!! Hahaha!! So watched X-men! But I think its quite upset laa... Duuh. The movie is quite oooooookkkkkaaaaayyyyyyyy llllaaaaaaaaaarrrrrhhhh.... Out of ten i'm gonna give it arnd 5/10. And the worse part is, the hall is small. Seats are not comfortable at all. And the most2 worse part for me is, the sound quality!!!! SHITTTT!! FUCKING NOT GOOD!! Cwp Cathay sound system is the best i've ever heard. Seriously man. You people shud watch movie ther and listen to the sound quality. Fucking superb hor!! Err... Yesterday I chat with a new fren! Sweet and friendly hor! Copied my "hor" hor!! Haha! Yesterday conversation has lots of coincidence! Muahaha! Nice talking to you!!Random question, how fishes sleep??? I'm stuck with the Man in The Mirror!Tata Titi Tutu!!! Bye Bye hor!!!
Sunday, May 10, 2009 @ 9:22 PM
Saturday.
My Saturday was like freaking fucking tired. But! I thinks it feels so great after that. I was working with Ijam, Hadi and Zaki.
It's about this flyer thingy stuff where we were doing. Our task is to paste the leaflets at every lobbies of a block. FYI people, they paid us according to blocks. And it's like a 50 cents for blocks which lifts goes 1, 6 and 9 while lifts that goes every storeys is 1bucks. PATHETIC KAN????????? KIMAK DIORG BTOL..... Then we split into 2 teams. I pair up with Hadi while Ijam with Zaki.
Our "mission" is 30 blocks per team. 30 BLOCKS IS FUCKING LOTS!! WHICH MAJORITY BLOCK LEVELS ARE UP TO 14 STOREYS..... FUCK! The lift was fucking late and people were entering and exiting at the same time. So i decided to take the lift to the 14 storeys and drag myself down to level 1. Penat siakk. Then there was this 4 storeys blocks w/ lifts. I REPEAT, W/O LIFTS. And there were like 5 to 8 starcaise landings. REPEAT, 5 TO 8 STARCAISE LANDINGS TILL LEVEL 4. 5x4=20. ITS THE SAME AS WALKING UP A 20 STOREYS FLAT. DUUHH. But after all i think its fun legal or not i'm not sure. hehe! I think i nearly loss 3 kilos yesterday! Seriously. Hahaha!!
Thursday, May 7, 2009 @ 11:06 PM
Thursday...
You know what people, yesterday, there was this old lady, she rent out a room together with her son/daughter opposite my house. Know what, she came to my house(i was alone that time) and asked for money to buy food!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Isn't it shameful to ask stranger a money!! Then when my mum returned from CWP she asked for 10 bucks with the reason to top up her fare card! WTH!!!!! That's clear cut a lie!! And she smoke ok!! So i asume she needed money to but cigarettes... Wth! People nowadays and those typical Malays don't and never ever think about their appearance and image you know! Mana tatasusila kamu!!!!! Name je Melayu!!! Last week i went to Eastpoint Mall and saw damn alot bunch of typical Malays!!! Mats and Minahs flooded everywhere adding up with those "yp's" wannabe! Duuhhh.. A shame to our own race. Its not that we are the good one, but we still has the mindset to not tarnish our own race reputation. Duuhh.Just now I went for a jog arnd 5. When I was exiting out from the lift, I accidentally w/o intention a slight hit to this China Guy arm. I was listening to my Iphone, which then I pause the music. Eventually, I heard that guy said this,"Cibai! Fuck you!". OMG!!!!!! EH NASIB LU BAIK GUA CAKAP!!!! I was like shock at first, then later i realised that he's actually saying it to me!! KANINA!!! EH YOU WATCH OUT AH!!! EH YOU ARE JUST A TYPICAL IMMIGRANT WHO ONLY RENT OUT A UNIT/ROOM HERE! IF YOU DON'T KNOW, I AND MY BRO IS THE GIANT AT 878 OK!!!!!!!!! CIBAI!!!!! I'M GONNA STARE YOU UPSIDE DOWN WHEN I SAW YOU!!!!! NO KIDDING MATTER FUCKER!!!!!!Meet up the guys at CWP just now and had dinner at banquet. As usual this also typical janji melayu guys(you know who you are) were late. Hadi was starving. Hahahaha! He waited us for like 30mins there. Next time klau nak janji, check time btol2 eh. I dunno why people use the term "janji melayu" as always late when making a certain meet ups or other stuff. Janji melayu sepatutnye orang yang selalu tepati janji. Dipersalah gunakan pulak. Duuh. Again another case of typical malay. I'm proud to be a Melayu. Not the typical ones.
Tuesday, May 5, 2009 @ 11:03 PM
Lucky Guy!
I've heard Ijam's story. This bloody dude always gets lucky! KNNCCB!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!! JOKING IJAM! HUHUHUU! He's storyline was quite cute laa but that girl definitely muke no shame punye. But if she's hot, why not!! Muahahahaha!! Last week he told diff storyline but also quite lucky! If I were at his shoes, GUA TAK KASI CHANCE BABE!!!!!!!! Muahahahaha!!! I'm tired! Need a sleep laa.. Lame post for today.. Aiyoyo.. Huhuhuhuu!! Bubbye!