Oh man! I've bought my Baju Raya on Tuesday! Huhu! Actually plan was suppose to be on Wednesday. But this my Abg(Adik) always kasi cock up plan. STUPID. HAHAHAA! And luckily Dad was on leave so naik kereta ar! Malasssss oi kalau no car. Scorching hot you know! Huhu! So this year theme is orange. Mine is orange and peach alike kinda colour. But Dad and bro colour was way out of mine and theirs are the same type ar. I'm different from them. Bought at 2nd Chance mah! Wahsia! The baju mcm nak kahwin punya baju hor! MUAHAHA! Seriously! I just need another lady partner with the same colour then dh boleh kahwin! MUAHAHAHAAHA! Its nice laa. Can't wait to wear it pun ada. But this year Raya is like kinda lame and boring i guess? You people feel that? No semangat and hype pun laa. But anyway this Sunday gonna be Raya and tht left me with another 2 weeks of joyness? After that its NS alrdy laa alermaak! So I'm gonna meet people who I nvr get the chance to hang around and have a fun good time! Aiyoyo! Lazy laa to do the house chores! HAHAHA! I dun want RAYA can? NS gonna be a new good experience laa! Hmmm.. Scared? Its a lie if I said no, but its every guy's duty in SG. Excited? Quite excited cos I can shed more weight, work hard for money, new experience, new friend andddd most important, new environment! HUHUHUHUU! KFC or Pizza for buka today heh? Kakak "tersayang" gave money to buy buka. WAAAAAAAHHH! BELI NOMBOR AR NIARI!!! 1709 or 1799? MUAHAHAHAHAA! CELAKA KAU FAD! HAHAHAHA!
If god's is a Rock God i would ask for this:
Vocal like Adam Lambert! Wahlau! His vocal power could go from low to high just like that man! His pitch is like Michael Matijevic of Steelheart. When he hits the notes...BAMMM! Its up there man! FUUH! I want his voice laa! I have abit of it je! MUAHAHAHAHAHAA!
Then I want to have skills like Mr Saul Hudson aka Slash. This old man here has the touch of god in his hand. Every single chords he played is perfect. I love how he express the love of music to his guitar. He said this once in his book, "I can't sing, But I will make sure my guitar sings for you." Alright stand up, bow and salute to this guy!\m/
Then I wanna join them in. KISS! I wanna paint my face, wear those glam rock stuffs, platform boots and a massive concert! Make sure the pyrotechnics have a blasting antics for us. Then Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley can concentrate on their riffs while I do the singing with that Adam voice! MUAHAHAAHAHA! WOULDN'T THAT BE NICE PEOPLE!
Then I want all this in my house! MUAHAHAHAAHAHA! Get lost if its too loud! MUAHAHAAHA!
A charismatic spirit like this guy here! The late Michael Jackson. He has that charisma of a performer. In every performance, he always gave that 101% of showmanship. He is the real performer and entertainer. He can do his music alone without backups. A one man band i shud call. RIP MJ.
Last but not least, our very own Legend, Mr Ramli Sarip. Our Papa Rock. Why him? This is an example of a musician. He always said whatever we do always do it sincerely. Be humble when you are at the top. Never look down on others. Never forget ur beliefs, your duty, and most importantly your roots. They are the backbone for us to succed. Respect!
MUAHAHAHAAHAHAHA! So that's my perasan nak mampos giler babi dreams! MUAHAHAAHAHA! Wouldn't it be nice if I'm like that. Then Mum and Dad could just relax shake leg. I'll get billions of royalties. MUAHAHA! Dah2 jgn nak merepek. Pijak ke bumi yang nyata balik! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Aite2 its seems that Wali Cari Jodoh is the "theme" song for Geylang this year. Last Year was Matta Ketahuan i guess? I'm stuck to Wali song titled Yang. Nice laa that one! Fyi if I don't introduce Wali to Kak Shai, you might not get to listen to Dik and Cari Jodoh you know! Seriously! Put back tagboard anot ar? Ok bye!