Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Encik Lappie sudah mali hor!

HEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOO PEEEEEEEEPPPPPPSSSSSSSS!

And finally Mr Lappie has been discharged! Its such a fucking boring life w/o lappie. Damn! Last week lappie got operated and warded in at Sim Lim Square. Due to the main board stuff laa. Gua pun tak tau why dok! So have to drag myself and sent him over for service. Wahsia! Nasib baik satu bas dok. Fuuh.. Ouhkaay so how's life in week w/o lappie? Hmm.. Okaay i'll summarise it now. Wait2 must recall abit ar. Ouh last week i was down with the fucking cheebye flu and cough! KANINA BUGS! For me personally, its okaay to have flu but not the fucking cough! When its cough, i can't sing you know! And the worst part is the excrutiating pain at the throat. Damn! I nearly did not fast but gua endure babe! Hehe! Actually got intention ar but wait ar too early sia. Hahaha!

Ouh last Saturday I went to Expo for the JL sale. OMG! Ramai giler babi nak mampos laa sial! Hahaha! I was fucking mad on that day actually. JANJI PUKUL 2. Kiwak sampai...... Eh Jun complete kan. Hahaha! My head is soooooo fucking heavy. Its like a huge rock sitting like nobody business up my head! Fuck you know. Surprisingly Zaki was the one who arrived first at intchg. Nak kene beli nombor ni. Hahaha! Joking ar! I came arnd 5mins later. So i'm late for 5mins je what! Reasonable ar gua sakit beb! But 5mins sia. Sikit you know. Sick person must atleast take 30mins late but i 5mins je hor! Ouh Junhairi came......no comments:) Actually Bear also did tag along BUT HE CAME..............................LAGI TAK NAK COMMENT!!!! So we decide to left him out and just go ahead! Sorry ar. Latecomers must be punish! Wahsia that day my head was sooo damn heavy nak mampos. Mcm nak mampos pun ade. It was scorching hot out there! Damn!

Omg there were damn fucking lots of people sia. But the surprising thing was that Bear actually arrived first and with a girl... Hmm.. Wondering... Die kate tk naik cab... Tapi sampai dulu pulak tuh. Banyak belit ar die ni! Biase ar Bear siol! MUAHAHAHAHA! JL sale was quite a bargain but due to float shortage can't buy that much. Grab a cargo pants for 20bucks and a sleeveless tee for $6.90 tuh je. Tak banyak laa. Dh laa tmpt besar nak mampos makin pusing2 layan kan si Zaki dgn Jun nak shopping makin mabuk sial. Aduiih... Mane nak dpt kwn mcm aku kan! Sakit2 pun temankan. Especially Zaki. HAHAHAHA! KFC SATU AR! Ouh got alot of chix sia! CHICKS ALERT! CHICKS ALERT! CHICKS ALERT! But due to my sickness, i wasn't in the mood man. Damn. After that we head down to Changi Airport for break fast. Plan was to go Beach Rd actually but we were late THANKS TO_________(fill in the blank). Popeye was soo crowded but luckily we got one of the tables. I have no appetite at all and break fast with two bottles of mineral water fries and mashed potato. Mashed potato Popeye sedap giler sak! Actually I have the urge to batal puasa at Expo. Nearly wanted to but the mineral water at 7-11. Skali the cashier Melayu sia. Malu laa saya! Hahaha! But gua tahan je ar. Went home frm T3 arnd 8.30.

But not the end yet. That night i went to Geylang with family! HAHAHAAA! Actually I'm scred to walk around there because, i fear that stalker Lily was there. Seram laa saya! Kepala dh sakit2 and flu was damn heavy. Barely breath sia. Luckily I had 4 tablets of Panadol which i chewed withing less then 4hours. Hahaha! Panadol shud be taken after 4hrs or more from the last one you took. I had 4 in less thn that. GAY-LAAAAAAAAANNNNGGGG was soooo SESAK. Polluted with squeaky voiced minahs and mats scattering everywhere. When it came to fasting month, Geylang will always polluted with these shit humans. Why ar? Ouh not forgetting those sweeeeeet ladies pun ada beb. Cuci mata laa sikit. Jam packed laa the bazaar. The pasar Geylang nice ehh. Got escalator sum more. Where to find market with a escalator. Except supermarket laa. Ni pasar ikan yang bau2 tuh dok. Jakun kan saya! Hahaha! Ouh then bought Bugles at the kuih shop infront of pasar there. Luckily the kedai kuih wasn't that crowded. Hahaha! Parking lots pun penuh giler babi sak. Went home arnd 12+ i guess. Fuuh.. I took another 2 tabs of panadol back home:) I was overdose that night.

Okaay laa that's about it laa. Ouh Monday saya buka kat Heavy Blind Chix. Dah lame tak makan sane. Ijam ajak jumpe siol. Tak percaya siol! Mcm nak beli nombor je. HAHAHA! Die boring agaknye tuh. MUAHAHA! Joking dok! Okaay laa. Next week there's a proposal to buka at JB. To be confirmed again. Ouh man I wanna buy more of ladies jeans laa. Sedaaap tau fitting die! I swear oi! I'm listening to raya song while blogging now. Ouh not forgetting vapor drops. I'm eating it now. HAHAHAAAA! Saya tak puasa niari! Ah then why? Saya pun human oi. We make mistake kan! My throat sooo bad laa today. Cough haven't recover ni. Alasan.. Ah laa alasan ar. Psl ade alasan laa saya tak puasa! Apadah! Lek ar baru niari. Okaay laa saya nak jalan nie!

Hear me sooon all right! Byeeee fans!

What would my Mama Do
(Uh Oh, Uh Oh)
If she knew 'bout me and you
(Uh Oh, Uh Oh)
What would my daddy say
(Uh Oh, Uh Oh)
If he saw me hurt this way
(Uh Oh, Uh Oh)
Pixie Lott - Mama Do.